Throw Down the Hammer

Throw Down the Hammer

With a furious cry you sling the hammer down on the ground. It hits with such force it opens a gateway to another dimension. You go through the portal to explore, and find yourself in a world populated by sexually aggressive celebrity lookalikes. You are captured and sold into slavery, and spend the rest of your life getting bummed silly by a bloke who’s the spit of Nigel Mansell.

The end.